tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52037782011-09-24T15:50:51.528-05:00It's A Moo PointThe Dark Side of the Moo...Kansasnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163573907695329822006-11-15T00:32:00.000-06:002006-11-15T14:07:08.936-06:00If I don’t stop posting here I’ll never move over to the new place! So this is it, my last post. I’m going out the same way I came in. I leave you with my very first post from way back in 2003. It’s been a blast and I hope you’ll join us at the new place.See you all at Joan of Snark!(Originally Posted March 25, 2003)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WELCOME TO MY WORLD!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I have no idea what I'm doing Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163444768731267102006-11-13T12:47:00.000-06:002006-11-13T13:06:08.750-06:00It's just too easy...(Photo Courtesy of Wonkette)'The Back of Bush's Head Was Damaged'President Bush's wax likeness is taking a thumpin' these days at Madame Tussaud's celebrity waxworks in Las Vegas.Bush's head suffered about $25,000 in damages when a Madame Tussaud's visitor attacked it the day before last week's elections."No one's pushed one over before," said Jack Taylor, spokesman for the Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163440917856279932006-11-13T11:52:00.000-06:002006-11-13T12:38:38.580-06:00I loves me some Bigfoot!Bigfoot or big misunderstanding?WEST BEND - A 39-year-old Menasha man has found himself in the middle of Washington County "wildman of the wilderness" fever. Steven Krueger doesn’t know where all this Bigfoot talk came from, but he will not be sorry to see it stop."I hope it just goes away. It’s starting to get irritating," Krueger said. "I never once said it was a BigfootKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163438796655401532006-11-13T10:57:00.000-06:002006-11-13T12:37:52.930-06:00Google abandons attempts to take over the world, settles on rearranging it instead.Iranians outraged as Google redraws mapGoogle has provoked the wrath of Iran's notoriously suspicious authorities by appearing to question the country's sovereignty over the province of Azerbaijan in an entry on its Google Video website.In a move tailor-made to wound Iranian patriotic pride and arouse a blizzard ofKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163397912511832732006-11-13T00:01:00.000-06:002006-11-13T00:05:12.530-06:00A penguin called Elvis wears a new pair of blue shoes at the Antarctic Centre's Penguin Encounter display in Christchurch, November 7, 2006. Elvis and 16 other penguins who arrived at the International Antarctic Centre in September have been given specially designed shoes after several penguins developed sore feet in their new home, according to Antarctic Centre director Richard Benton.Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163310830424493702006-11-11T23:52:00.000-06:002006-11-12T22:04:54.540-06:00People in Florida SHOULD JUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida voter may have unwittingly lost hundreds of thousands of dollars by using an extremely rare stamp to mail an absentee ballot in Tuesday's congressional election, a government official said on Friday.The 1918 Inverted Jenny stamp, which takes its name from an image of a biplane accidentally printed upside-down, turnedKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163302930365060472006-11-11T21:40:00.000-06:002006-11-11T21:42:10.383-06:00In case you were wondering...CASCADE TOWNSHIP, Michigan (AP) -- A deer whose head was stuck in a plastic Halloween jack-o'-lantern for nearly a week has freed itself and will be fine, animal rescuers said Saturday.Two children found a dented, hair-lined plastic pumpkin in their yard Friday night, and other neighbors saw a thin deer running free, The Grand Rapids Press reported. It was rainy Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163295941439444292006-11-11T19:45:00.000-06:002006-11-11T19:45:41.440-06:00As I was cleaning out the closets here at the Moo Palace, getting ready for the move to Snarksville, I came across these bits of infotainment from the archives. I thought a careening stumble down memory lane was a perfect way to end my time here. So enjoy a little retro-moo, and try not to get any of it on you.Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163295868448249052006-11-11T19:39:00.000-06:002006-11-11T19:44:28.466-06:00(Originally Posted: Saturday, April 19, 2003)Here's a little game for you. See if you can tell who made these statements:1. "After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reasons."2. "Never underestimate a desperate president." 3. "I cannot support this military action in the Persian Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163288221778967132006-11-11T17:09:00.000-06:002006-11-11T19:02:18.920-06:00(Originally Posted: Monday, April 07, 2003)Oil Tanker Explodes Near GlenpoolGlenpool - An explosion rocked the Glenpool area Monday night after an oil tanker exploded, sending flames 100 feet in the air. It happened at about nine o'clock near 121st Street South and Highway 75. It's believed the explosion happened as oil was being transferred from one tank to another. A spark from static Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163283255359449862006-11-11T16:11:00.000-06:002006-11-11T18:58:49.546-06:00(Originally Posted: Friday, May 02, 2003)Q: How many women with PMS/menopause does it take to change a light bulb?A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163209161159753572006-11-10T19:27:00.000-06:002006-11-10T19:41:01.746-06:00It's packin' time!Because I used to hate it when the parents would move without telling me, I thought I’d give you all a heads up. I’m doing my best to move to the new site this weekend.Joan of Snark was inspired by my friend Dealerman (who is, at the present time, AWOL). It’s all bright and shiny and new.You see, It’s A Moo Point came about back in 2003, born out of frustration with our leaders Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163203100571448682006-11-10T17:52:00.000-06:002006-11-10T18:39:16.146-06:00"NANCY PELOSI! You've just won't the election! Whatcha gonna do now?"Pelosi: "I'm gonna send the GOP to Disneyland!"Art by Stephen PittKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163182393918241692006-11-10T12:04:00.000-06:002006-11-10T12:15:30.703-06:00And the prize for best Halloween costume goes to... "The fake pumpkin has been stuck on the animal's snout for at least several days. It appears to be snagged on the young buck's ears or horn buds.The bucket also would make it much easier for hunters to see the animal when the state's hunting season begins Wednesday." Read on...Some days it just doesn't pay to give in to the chocolate craving...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163102844278251802006-11-09T13:32:00.000-06:002006-11-09T14:07:24.303-06:00Google Takes Over The World - Part 2Google eyeing radio playLOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Web search leader Google Inc. is hiring scores of radio sales people and is spending heavily in a bid to expand its position in the $20 billion radio industry.Google spokesman Michael Mayzel said this week that the company will begin a public test of Google Audio Ads by the end of the year. Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163095519784177752006-11-09T11:58:00.000-06:002006-11-09T12:47:24.986-06:00The sexiest man in journalism, Ed Bradley, has died. I’ve been watching him (with a secret crush, I loved the earring) for most of my life. This really sucks. 60 Minutes will never be the same...The Newseum has three videos with Ed discussing his time in Vietnam, covering the war.Accused Lacrosse Players Talk: CBS NewsEd Bradleys Interview with Michael JacksonKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163020480877592952006-11-08T15:06:00.000-06:002006-11-08T15:18:31.686-06:00Here's my prediction:This was well planned. Rumsfeld will be the fall guy, the sacrificial lamb if you will. He'll be indicted, found guilty, and pardoned by Bush. Rumsfeld just fell on his sword...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163017420721574972006-11-08T14:16:00.000-06:002006-11-08T15:34:47.036-06:00Bush's news conference was just chocked full-o-fun. Crooks and Liars guys can’t type fast enough. And so it begins...When asked about Bush's comments last week that Rumsfeld would be staying, Bush told reporters today that he did not know he was replacing Rumsfeld because "he had not met with his replacement yet".Let's look at what was reported last week:President Bush says he wants Defense Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163009800569247312006-11-08T12:13:00.000-06:002006-11-08T13:29:53.730-06:00UNBELIEVABLE!This day just keeps getting better!!!Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163007462287555952006-11-08T11:24:00.000-06:002006-11-08T11:43:14.096-06:00Here comes the sunA little bruised, a little weary, my people are slowly returning from their long vacation."Scandals in Washington, the war in Iraq and overall anger toward Bush appeared to drive voters to the Democrats, according to surveys by The Associated Press and the television networks of voters as they left voting places. Several traditionally hard-fought demographic groups were choosingKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1163004215418135172006-11-08T10:43:00.000-06:002006-11-08T11:05:00.610-06:00Hey Montana, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???You're holding up the program because you're fighting to keep THIS guy???(shouldn't you all be out moose hunting or something?)Conrad Burns' Secret Iraqi War PlanConrad Burns' NaptimeMaybe ya'll are just starved for entertainment up there in Montana. Either way, you're really messing with the country's boogie...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162980924171300222006-11-08T04:12:00.000-06:002006-11-08T11:15:39.530-06:00We got the House...and the car! (?)Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162968912915772352006-11-07T23:41:00.000-06:002006-11-08T18:19:28.363-06:00How cool is this?Photo StampsYes, PhotoStamps from Stamps.com are valid U.S. Postage"PhotoStamps are an exciting new product that lets you take your own images or photographs and turn them into real U.S. postage. To create PhotoStamps all you need to do is upload a photo, customize it using our fun, easy-to-use interface, and place your order. Our customization interface allows you to zoom, move,Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162958807376001232006-11-07T17:22:00.000-06:002006-11-07T22:06:47.683-06:00Because Google is taking over the world...Google Targets Newspaper AdvertisingMOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) -- Google Inc. plans to start selling advertising space in 50 top newspapers, expanding the Internet search engine's efforts to provide services off the Web and making it easier for companies advertising online to also show off their products in print.The move positions Google - already the Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162929146794371492006-11-07T13:47:00.000-06:002006-11-07T13:52:26.813-06:00Because cows like to catch a wave now and then too...Surfing cow drowns after 4-hour swimA COW has gone for a four-hour swim in the surf in a bizarre bovine spectacle before drowning off Queensland's coast.The two-year-old Brahman-cross escaped from a nearby paddock during a muster at Elliott Heads, near Bundaberg, on Sunday and travelled 2km to where it was spotted by beachgoers paddling 300m Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162925815599921222006-11-07T12:55:00.000-06:002006-11-07T12:56:55.600-06:00Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162620376720390832006-11-04T00:06:00.000-06:002006-11-04T00:34:32.696-06:00This one's for you, DougBecause of IraqBecause of Iraq, vote Democrat. If you truly want to support the troops, listen to them.VoteVets.orgKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162616602091260282006-11-03T21:57:00.000-06:002006-11-04T00:38:20.000-06:00This one is strictly to make coffee come out of my sister's nose...WONDERPANTS! I'm* too sexy for my shorts*too sexy for my shorts* too sexy...Ok Ladies, you knew it was only a matter of time. Introducing (drumroll please)The Wonder Jock!"Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.The design of theKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162574291037554202006-11-03T11:17:00.000-06:002006-11-03T11:50:14.206-06:00Sorry to have to post this phenomenal Keith Olbermann diatribe in two parts, but I can’t figure out how to post videos without going through YouTube. The awesome guys over at Crooks and Liars have this video posted not only in one part (with better quality), but also a written transcript.What amazes me is this:"Senator Kerry, as you well know, spoke at a college in Southern California. With Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162574007063336062006-11-03T11:13:00.000-06:002006-11-03T12:10:18.316-06:00Countdown: Pt.2 - Bush Must Apologize To The Troops 11-01-06Simply brilliant! But alas, I'm afraid this is what it would look like if Bush were to accidently stumble onto an Olbermann soliloquy:Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162541712220938362006-11-03T01:54:00.000-06:002006-11-03T10:25:04.490-06:00 Ann Coulter could get five years!Says She Won't Cooperate in Voting Probe "Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation into whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will probably be turned over to prosecutors.Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison."I hear Martha's cell is available...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162522589018524632006-11-02T20:42:00.000-06:002006-11-03T10:24:27.603-06:00 "Impeach"Artwork by Stephen PittKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162490051058369692006-11-02T10:52:00.000-06:002006-11-02T11:57:22.130-06:00They can't help being stupid, but they could stay home...Why do I want to commit vehicular homicide every time I see one of these things on a car?Perhaps is because of things like this: US Army gave wrong information on 7 soldier deathsWhether or not you believe the troops are deserving of support is not the point. Your government doesn’t support them. THAT’S the point. Forget the fact that theyKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162484390375151092006-11-02T09:53:00.000-06:002006-11-02T10:19:50.396-06:00Mensa Barbie(her page loads as slowly as her thoughts...)Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162481931543082892006-11-02T08:41:00.000-06:002006-11-02T09:46:08.006-06:00Something the Uber-Patriots don't want to acknowledge...Seymour Hersh: " There has never been an American army as violent and murderous as the one in Iraq""The bad news," investigative reporter Seymour Hersh told a Montreal audience last Wednesday, "is that there are 816 days left in the reign of King George II of America." The good news? "When we wake up tomorrow morning, there will be one less Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162427017344178322006-11-01T18:00:00.000-06:002006-11-01T18:23:37.370-06:00What America SHOULD be paying attention to instead of the Kerry crap.(Click on chart to enlarge)Military Charts Movement of Conflict in Iraq Toward Chaos "A classified briefing prepared two weeks ago by the United States Central Command portrays Iraq as edging toward chaos, in a chart that the military is using as a barometer of civil conflict.The conclusions the Central Command has drawn from Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162422579243420922006-11-01T17:05:00.000-06:002006-11-02T08:29:26.753-06:00Now THIS is funny!Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162405961833810012006-11-01T12:15:00.000-06:002006-11-01T12:37:20.463-06:00ATTENTION DEFLECTORS ARMED AND READY, SIR!"You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."Could somebody pleeeease point out to me what part of that statement ISN'T true???Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1162146343694854612006-10-29T11:53:00.000-06:002006-10-29T12:25:44.033-06:00Looks like they are ready to make nice...An Apology from Natalie MainesAs a concerned American citizen, I apologize to President Bush because my remark was disrespectful. I now realize that whoever holds that office should be treated with the utmost respect.I hope everyone understands, I’m just a young girl who grew up in Texas. As far back as I can remember, I heard people say they were ashamed Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161936541914409322006-10-27T02:21:00.000-05:002006-10-27T03:13:41.570-05:00My HeroesBack in 2003, shortly before the war started, I got Dixie-chicked before it had a name. By friends, by people I loved, by people who live in my house. I was called a traitor. I was accused of being unpatriotic. I was told if I couldn’t support my country and it’s president, I should leave. I actually considered it. I didn't want to live in a country that wasn't free. Now, some four yearsKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161933570981305382006-10-27T02:02:00.000-05:002006-10-27T02:19:31.010-05:00DON'T VOTE!(until you know where the candidates stand!)Before stepping into the voting booth, AARP encourages all voters to find out where the candidates stand on the important issues that will affect us all long after the election is over.AARP asked each candidate running for state or federal office where they stood on issues that are important to Americans. Candidates answered in their own Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161739546195069972006-10-24T19:06:00.000-05:002006-10-24T20:40:18.106-05:00He uses "The Google"Bartiromo: I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?Bush: Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see. I've forgot the name of the program. But you get the satellite, and you can, like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes.We miss you being at the ranch Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161674538321787112006-10-24T01:30:00.000-05:002006-10-24T02:25:30.230-05:00Tar-dos?Don't ask the St. Louis Cardinals what that stuff was on Kenny Rogers' pitching hand...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161588944118300832006-10-23T02:23:00.000-05:002006-10-23T02:35:44.133-05:00MR. PRESIDENT!The caricaturists are frothing at the mouth...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161535856796195832006-10-22T11:32:00.000-05:002006-10-22T12:15:34.050-05:00S & Mmmmmmm, bacon...Women dress a pig during the first salo-lovers (pig's fat-lovers) championship in the town of Lutsk, 400 km (249 miles) north-west of Ukraine's capital Kiev October 22, 2006. REUTERSNow, I understand the desire to dress up your pig, I really do. I just don't quite get the need to dress them in lingerie.I'm sorry people, you can either dress them up OR eat them, BUT YOU Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161500982550562862006-10-22T01:59:00.000-05:002006-10-22T02:09:42.566-05:00**********************************UPDATE*******************************************Upon further reflection, I've come to the conclusion that Billy Bob just might be on to something. The possibilities are endless...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161466122509934382006-10-21T16:17:00.000-05:002006-10-23T01:39:45.466-05:00What I'll be doing tonight!Update: WOO-HOO! One down three to go!Update#2: Thought we were going to pull it out there in the 9th...but no :(Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161462294791462282006-10-21T14:49:00.000-05:002006-10-21T16:02:30.020-05:00Billy Bob and his Merry Band of RednecksCandidate: "Use Textbooks As Shields From School Shooters"One of Oklahoma's nominees for state superintendent of education has proposed a unique idea for protecting students from outbreaks of violence.Bill Crozier, a Union City Republican going against incumbent Democrat Sandy Garrett, said he believes old textbooks could be used to stop bullets shot from Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161385419749371762006-10-20T17:23:00.000-05:002006-10-20T18:03:39.793-05:00The War of the Words (The True Story of the 101st Fighting Keyboards)If you've never seen a Ken Burns documentary, you are truly missing out. The Civil War, The West, and Baseball are my particular favorites.This, however, is no Ken Burns documentary. War of the Words is a hilarious, 5 part snarkumentary (I just made that up, it's not really a word) on the wonderful world of Republican bloggers Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161316306553757152006-10-19T22:51:00.000-05:002006-10-19T22:59:50.426-05:00Free Hugs Campaign (story here)Thanks a lot Tony. I hate it when crap makes me cry...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161315073471811132006-10-19T22:04:00.000-05:002006-10-19T22:31:13.493-05:00So! The Whitehouse wants to be able to look in my underwear drawer, but they don't want us to know who's been slippin' in the back door at Cheney's place?Hey Dick! Whatcha tryin' to hide??? V V V VKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161307407335519052006-10-19T20:24:00.000-05:002006-10-19T20:30:54.766-05:00Oh the pride!"Dog lover Alan McVey, second from left, celebrates his win after a dog food eating contest, winning a full year supply of dog food, at an event promoting 'Dine With Your Dog Day' at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza, in Los Angeles, Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006."Hands off girls, he's mine!Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161225011684153962006-10-18T21:30:00.000-05:002006-10-18T21:38:57.250-05:00Treadmill danceJust imagine what they could accomplish if they put their energy into something useful!Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161213459454847562006-10-18T17:50:00.000-05:002006-10-18T20:48:08.850-05:00FBI Director Wants ISPs To Track UsersFBI Director Robert Mueller on Tuesday called on Internet service providers to record their customers' online activities, a move that anticipates a fierce debate over privacy and law enforcement in Washington next year. "Terrorists coordinate their plans cloaked in the anonymity of the Internet, as do violent sexual predators prowling chat rooms," Mueller Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161211813974066582006-10-18T15:03:00.000-05:002006-10-19T10:41:49.200-05:00Website Warns Of Attacks At NFL Games This Weekend "A website is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat."It wasn't me. I swear.However...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161200247589187712006-10-18T14:05:00.000-05:002006-10-18T20:49:09.313-05:00"We need more power Captain!"President Bush has signed a new National Space Policy that rejects future arms-control agreements that might limit U.S. flexibility in space and asserts a right to deny access to space to anyone "hostile to U.S. interests."Ok, so I knew we owned the planet, I just didn't realize that we now controlled the universe. We can actually deny access to space to others. Cool.Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161122162549345732006-10-17T16:25:00.000-05:002006-10-18T20:50:48.873-05:00Because I'm sick and tired and bored and whiney (I like #43).Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161118470018813992006-10-17T15:19:00.000-05:002006-10-18T20:52:12.136-05:00Wow America, way to have your priorities straight...He's 39, she's barely 20, and the biggest gripe anyone has is that she may have had a drink???My daughter is only slightly older than this girl. If she had a 39 year old Lothario smokin' up her tailpipes, he'd find himself on the business end of a 38!But we're more interested in whether or not she had a glass of wine. Sometimes this planet makesKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1161115776085692712006-10-17T15:04:00.000-05:002006-10-18T20:52:47.360-05:00Praise the Lord (and pass the ammunition)Kuo says 'Tempting Faith' was a very hard book to write.‘Seduction of Christians’Former Bush aide David Kuo explains why he wrote his controversial book critiquing the White House’s faith-based initiative—and why evangelicals should take a two-year ‘fast’ from politics.Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1160928027334988912006-10-15T10:51:00.000-05:002006-10-15T11:08:33.046-05:00God Loves MeI needed it to rain today so I wouldn't have to work and I could stay in bed and convelesce. Life is good, pass the Nyquil...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1160775650689961732006-10-13T16:20:00.000-05:002006-10-13T16:47:09.606-05:00Not Enough Nyquil...Ok, so I've had the flu for about five days now, complete with fever, sneezing, coughing, choking, gagging, and whining. I go into the kitchen to fix myself a cup of coffee. Well damn, there's not a clean spoon in the house. Or a clean cup for that matter. I look at the sink full of dirty dishes with contempt.Ok fine. I start to do the dishes. I figure I might as well throw inKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1160343808914769392006-10-08T16:33:00.000-05:002006-10-08T16:43:28.936-05:00Disgraced Republican Mark Foley and President Bush...Insert your own joke here...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159660560355837652006-09-30T18:23:00.000-05:002006-09-30T18:56:00.373-05:00This just makes me want to SET MY HAIR ON FIRE!Sheppard Smith clashes with Kristol on the War: it’s “repulsive” that Bush won’t do anything till after the election in Iraq.Smith: It’s horrifying that you just said we can’t do anything until after the election. We’ve got men and women over there who are dying everyday and you just said that the man that you support (Bush) can’t do anything even Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159557065507811592006-09-29T14:04:00.000-05:002006-09-29T14:13:33.950-05:00I'm on a roll now...It's the infamous Cat Piano!"In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano. The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pitches and arranged them in cages side by side, so that when a key on the piano was depressed, a mechanism drove a sharp spike into the appropriate cat’sKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159556498895884532006-09-29T13:56:00.000-05:002006-09-29T14:01:38.920-05:00And if your baby is to ugly for a toupee, there's always THIS...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159474956184018842006-09-28T15:15:00.000-05:002006-09-28T15:29:10.640-05:00The Baby ToupeeI SO want to have another baby, just so I can do THISBut then again, I also use to put a sock over my dog's head (the challenge was keeping him away from the walls) and tape on the bottom of my cat's feet (this will lead to stepping like a Rockette), both of which I found hilarious...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159472442080151072006-09-28T14:31:00.000-05:002006-09-28T14:40:42.120-05:00He can't help being stupid, but he could keep quiet...Inhofe: Global-Warming Scientists, Media "Doomsayers" and Tools of "Hysterical Left"He's my Senator, I'm so proud...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1159295997635595652006-09-26T13:33:00.000-05:002006-09-26T13:47:01.833-05:00War is SellI'd rather buy shoes, thank you...WAR IS SELL http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article14800.htmDocumentary by Brian StandingHow do you sell a war? How do the techniques of government propagandists, public relations consultants and commercial advertisers work, and why are they so effective? How did the United States become a master of domestic war propaganda over the course of the Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1158907233660621492006-09-22T01:37:00.000-05:002006-09-22T12:33:04.733-05:00 I do Lovebugs!Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1158899343534222842006-09-21T23:29:00.000-05:002006-09-21T23:32:12.970-05:00ZOACODES - GraceI don't know....Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1155872173427283202006-08-17T22:36:00.000-05:002006-08-17T22:36:13.433-05:00Me thinks Iraq could use an epidural...This is still a test. I'm not really back.Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1155864897691990902006-08-17T20:34:00.000-05:002006-08-17T20:34:57.693-05:00This is a test...The world is truly going to hell...Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1074876304404294802004-01-23T10:45:00.000-06:002004-08-18T02:57:49.500-05:00COWS WITH GUNS
olivianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1056808219035745362003-06-28T08:50:00.000-05:002003-06-28T08:50:18.870-05:00Wow - check out archives of your favourite sites on the WayBack Machine.
olivianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-105680747709203812003-06-28T08:37:00.000-05:002003-06-28T08:37:56.966-05:00Heroin dealer gets tax deduction
A CONVICTED heroin dealer will be allowed to claim a $220,000 tax deduction for money he lost during a drug deal, the Federal Court has ruled.olivianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-1056806839490120932003-06-28T08:27:00.000-05:002003-06-28T08:28:34.913-05:00olivianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-954221722003-06-07T21:49:00.000-05:002003-06-07T21:49:52.253-05:00I hope people are still checking in to see if MooGirl's back yet......I am.
Anyway, here's a cute flash animation~ Cow Saves World.
HB Moo.Beastiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01497278820979373849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-950914752003-05-30T13:43:00.000-05:002003-06-07T22:12:15.000-05:00Ok, here's the deal. Looks like the old girl is going to be out to pasture for a while til she gets a new milk barn. Will only have the use of my pc intermittently, so I won't be able to post with any regularity. I AM NOT A HAPPY COW!
I am SOOOO missing out on some good stories!!! I can't tell you all how much I miss the snappy repartee, and the inane banter alike (you know who you are)! Anyway,Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-946648962003-05-20T21:46:00.000-05:002003-05-20T21:46:10.800-05:00WE WANT MOOGIRL BACK!
We Miss You Moo!Beastiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01497278820979373849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-945951432003-05-19T14:42:00.000-05:002003-05-19T14:42:33.896-05:0020 dairy cows tumble from cliff in Marin
"Twenty Holstein dairy cows grazing in the green hills of Marin County apparently got spooked late Wednesday morning and ran straight off a cliff, tumbling 50 feet down a steep hillside as stunned motorists looked on.
Miraculously, all but two survived.
Witnesses reported seeing the heifers tumble tail over tea kettle down the the steep hillside before Beastiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01497278820979373849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-945105792003-05-17T15:40:00.000-05:002003-05-17T15:40:04.346-05:00Beastiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01497278820979373849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-944147592003-05-15T17:24:00.000-05:002003-05-15T17:24:34.630-05:00And from The Chapel... (Me thinks Syl has had enough!)
Political Post~
The democrats whined about the republicans screeching about the liberals complaining about the conservatives shouting about the democrats harping on about the republicans wailing about the liberals crying about the conservatives lying about the democrats deceptions about the republicans falsehoods concerning the liberals Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-944074042003-05-15T14:51:00.000-05:002003-05-15T14:51:45.133-05:00
IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER ACCEPTS POSITION AS US TOBACCO SPOKESPERSON
Baghdad, Iraq- Emerging from the smoke filled streets, and bunkers somewhere in Baghdad, the former Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed as-Sahaf, greeted the international press with news he accepted the position of spokesperson, with a leading US tobacco firm.
Mohammed Saeed as-Sahaf wanted to make it very clear Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-944063842003-05-15T14:31:00.000-05:002003-05-15T14:35:16.063-05:00US and S.Korea Vow to End North's Nuclear Ambitions
The U.S. and South Korean presidents vowed on Wednesday to work with allies to halt North Korea's nuclear ambitions, papering over differences on how to disarm the communist state.
A joint statement said the two allies would "not tolerate nuclear weapons in North Korea" and were confident they could achieve a peaceful resolution of that Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943747302003-05-15T01:19:00.000-05:002003-05-15T14:26:08.750-05:00
Pfizer Launches 'Zoloft For Everything' Ad Campaign
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943700752003-05-14T23:24:00.000-05:002003-05-14T23:24:23.630-05:00Naked Travel Market Is Taking Off, Nudists Say
(Let the puns begin...)
When Nancy Tiemann reluctantly took her first nude cruise, she figured she could hide in her cabin and read books if her shipmates turned out to be "a bunch of crazy people." (Nekked shuffleboard would have been MY first clue.)
She ended up enjoying it so much that she and her husband opened a travel agency that has Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943625052003-05-14T20:49:00.000-05:002003-05-14T20:49:56.486-05:00Something I thought MooGirl would appreciate~
What's That Bug??Beastiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01497278820979373849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943614742003-05-14T20:26:00.000-05:002003-05-14T20:26:46.656-05:00
Sorry, couldn't resist! lol
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943160652003-05-14T02:42:00.000-05:002003-05-14T02:42:54.340-05:00I remember Lite-Brite!!! How cool is THIS! I always ran out of the black paper though. And the little pegs really hurt when you step on them! Ah, it's all coming back to me...
via Vinny (always knew he was a closet-artist!)
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943115502003-05-14T00:28:00.000-05:002003-05-14T00:45:30.000-05:00THAT FREAKY GUY FROM FOX IS ON JAY LENO! Shepard something or other...I'm convinced there's something not right about this guy! I think he's the Stepford Wives of newscasting! Even when he's talking "normal" he sounds like he's doing the news, which means he sounds like a robot, or an alien! Gives me the creeps. And what's wrong with his eyes and eyebrows??? Doesn't he look like an alien to Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943075082003-05-13T22:55:00.000-05:002003-05-13T22:55:43.216-05:00It's official, we're stupid.
CAN YOU NAME ANY DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?
All Americans...
No, cannot recall any - 66%
Joe Lieberman - 9%
John Kerry - 7%
Richard Gephardt - 6%
Bob Graham - 3%
John Edwards -m2%
Al Sharpton - 2%
Howard Dean - 1%
Others - 4%
Among Democrats...
No, cannot recall any - 64%
Joe Lieberman - 10%
John Kerry - 5%
Richard Gephardt - Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-943051912003-05-13T22:10:00.000-05:002003-05-13T22:10:06.613-05:00Poll Finds About Half of Americans Believe Bush Overestimated Iraqi Weapons
WASHINGTON (AP) - About half the country believes the Bush administration overestimated the number of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, according to a poll released Tuesday, but most people feel the war was worth it anyway.
The CBS News-New York Times poll found 64 percent of Americans are aware that no weapons of Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942530302003-05-13T03:07:00.000-05:002003-05-13T03:07:16.116-05:00Anna Nicole Smith
bin Geezerin Calista Flockhart
bin Ralphin
Ozzy
bin Mumblin
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942521962003-05-13T02:37:00.000-05:002003-05-13T03:13:48.000-05:00
bin Use'nKansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942465232003-05-13T00:01:00.000-05:002003-05-13T00:01:44.036-05:00HEY FOLKS, IT'S TURBANTIME!
Monica & Bill
bin Blow'n & bin Ho'n
Just for you Norm! When Norm suggested Monica for TurbanTime, I realized I'd been forgetting about the fairer sex. Time to correct that!
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942327002003-05-12T18:39:00.000-05:002003-05-12T18:39:55.943-05:00
And now, from the files of "Officially covering your arse", we have these rich, vulgar, little heathens. Wonder what kind of Mother's Day their moms had. Frankly, it's my opinion that anyone who could raise children like this doesn't deserve to be called mother.
Two stories, the first is from the files of "Officially Covering Your Arse". The second is a description of what the girls did to Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942325132003-05-12T18:35:00.000-05:002003-05-12T18:38:06.000-05:00just for moo
olivianoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-942298142003-05-12T17:40:00.000-05:002003-05-12T17:40:05.073-05:00
As I'm sure all you news junkies know by now, this is turning into a huge story, and a huge can of worms. Kudos to the New York Times for publishing it on the front page of the Sunday Times. This can't be an easy story to report and as I said, it's only getting worse.
Times Reporter Who Resigned Leaves Long Trail of Deception - this is the original story which broke yesterday.
Editors' Note -Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-941903222003-05-12T02:21:00.000-05:002003-05-12T02:21:26.963-05:00Everyone is lying to me, Vinny said so!
And they better stop it or I'm tellin'!
Kansasnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203778.post-941389932003-05-11T01:53:00.000-05:002003-05-11T01:53:18.680-05:00Stick a fork in it, this non-story is done.
Here are just a few of the errors I got while trying to track down the ever-elusive NY Times article that supposedly exonerates Bushs' military record. These searches were all done on the NY Times site. They included many different phrases, and I searched for both the date of May 8th, plus the entire previous week. It searched the entire newspaper, allKansasnoreply@blogger.com0