It's A Moo Point

Eight Saddam body doubles were called together by Tariq Aziz for an urgent meeting. 'I have good news and bad news', he said. 'The good news is that Saddam is alive'.
After the cheers and jubilation had died down, one of them nervously asked for the bad news. 'Ah, the bad news is that he only has one arm.'

Well, they told him to disarm!!!

shameless pilfered from Olivia