I can have bright and white teeth today
I can have a Gold card
I can make love like a teen (who'd want to, I remember teen boys)
I can look 21 again
I can have another Gold card
I can get my BA, Masters, or PHD
I can burn fat faster
I can robotically block spam
I can win a digital camera
I can have the smallest waist in history
I can resolve IRS and State tax debt
I can get a new dental plan
I can get a new septic tank cleaner
I can have yet ANOTHER Gold card (can you say 'new car'?)
I can wipe out tax debt
I can aquire additional Ooomph
I can increase my implement (implement?)
I can double my dimensions (ohhhh)
I can experience striking women who want me (instead of women who want to strike me)
I can learn how to use my penis like it's suppose to be used (finally!)
I can watch 'booty being shaken on cam'
I can 'see why they call her Hoover'
I can see how a real, um, certain sexual act, should be done.
And six more that are so crude I can't post them.
Spam can be entertaining when you let it accumulate!
