Saturday, April 05, 2003

Welcome to the official Hamster For President Home Page

Why a hamster? Well, we can give you at least ten good reasons:

Hamsters don't do 'phone sex'
Hamsters are for peace
Hamsters will not waste money on stupid stuff
Hamsters will not interfere with your life
Hamsters will never lie to you
Hamsters won't use courts to persecute their adversaries
Hamsters will cut your taxes down to dimes and pennies
Hamsters are not arrogant, authoritarian, power-hungry idiots
Hamsters do not defend the interests of a cannibalistic ruling class
Hamsters stand for orderly anarchy

Can't vouch for the hamster, but the site is nice.

via Pesky The Rat

Kansas @ 12:26 AM