Tuesday, May 06, 2003

David Letterman's Top Ten President Bush Excuses For Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction:

10. WE'VE ONLY LOOKED THROUGH 99% OF THE COUNTRY...

9. WE SPENT THE ENTIRE BUDGET MAKING THOSE PLAYING CARDS...

8. CONTAINERS ARE LABELED IN SOME KIND OF A CRAZY LANGUAGE...

7. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY SOME OF THEM X-MEN MUTANTS...

6. DID I SAY IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? I MEANT THEY HAVE GOATS....

5. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO FIND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, WE CAN'T EVEN FIND CHENEY...

4. WE'RE STILL SCREWED UP BY DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME...

3. WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, IT'S ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK. AM I RIGHT PEOPLE???

2. LET'S FACE IT, I AIN'T EXACTLY A GENIUS...

And the number one President Bush excuse for not finding weapons of mass destruction.......

1. GERALDO TOOK THEM!!!


This makes up for Dennis Miller being such a rah-rah, flag-waving, ASSHAT ON Leno...

Kansas @ 11:49 PM