LUFKIN, Texas -- A federal grand jury on Wednesday indicted a Texas man for stealing a toilet from the space shuttle Columbia.
Daniel Christopher Williams, 27, of Sabine County, is the fifth person indicted in East Texas for stealing debris from the shuttle, which disintegrated over Texas on Feb. 1. He was indicted on a charge of theft of government property.
The technical name of the piece Williams is accused of withholding from NASA's recovery efforts is "compactor tank assembly."
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