Ok, so I've had the flu for about five days now, complete with fever, sneezing, coughing, choking, gagging, and whining. I go into the kitchen to fix myself a cup of coffee. Well damn, there's not a clean spoon in the house. Or a clean cup for that matter. I look at the sink full of dirty dishes with contempt.
Ok fine. I start to do the dishes. I figure I might as well throw in a load of laundry while I'm at it. And the trash needs to go out. Seems like things have been piling up for, oh, I'd say about five days now.
While I'm finishing up the kitchen by wiping off the counters, the husband walks in and utters this sentence:
"So, ya feelin' better?"
Now here's my question. After I get arrested for beating him to a bloody spot on the kitchen floor (which I will obviously have to clean up also) should I plead insanity, or should I plead no contest and pray for an all female jury?
Think about it and get back to me. I have to run to the bank now...
